Apparently, new friend people (aka kinda friend but only met them through another person so not really yet) don't always understand humor
I'm sure you've seen the memes and whatnot of cats fitting in places they really shouldn't and the tagline says something like "If I fits I sits"
Well, a friend had a picture of his cat kinda sitting in and on his printer/scanner so I thought I'd try to be clever and say "If I cans I scans"
No one else got it xD.....at least I tried. Someone asked rather rudely what I meant, but I don't think I want to bother explaining myself.
Just thought I'd share a bit of a facepalm moment with you guys lol.